Thursday, October 23, 2008
Honey,im pregnant!!!
There are certain words that a man wouldn't want to hear even if his life depended on it...and 'honey,im pregnant! is definately one of them..I asked a friend of mine what he would do if his woman told him she was pregnant.A blank look followed my properly phrashed question and a lame 'wow' came finally croaked through...'Wow'? i really don't think that those are the words a lady wants to hear when her body has finally decided to capture the wriggling straying seeds of her impassioned hubby.When a woman says these words to you, she has two things in mind...a) she wants to test your commitment level...b) she really is pregnant!! The woman who wants to test your commitment level is more often than not...not pregnat.Its a fact that some women fake pregnancy to determine just how responsible thier men are...A huh? or duh? look means you hav'nt even considered kids in the snug eqaution of your relationship with your woman...A 'so what do you want to do about it?' is bound to make her throw tantrums because it means it's her problem not yours..A..'so what do you want us to do about it?' is near the mark and could make her see you in a whole new light....However the response that will most likely fetch you the best sex you have ever had in your life will be..>"honey..that's fantastic!!....On a general note,i'd like to say to all the hombres out there that the best way to go is to think before you speak...that way,you won't be left withthe short end of the stick!!
Friday, February 8, 2008
Halle Vs Eric..
I was absolutely scandalized when i read about the split between Halle Berry and Eric Bennet.I'm not a celebrity fan, but Halle sure is my favorite girl..I guess what set really my teeth on the egde was the reson why they broke up..For all those who faithfully trail after celebrity information, this will come as no surprse..Halle left Eric becuase he was sex crazed!
Men! you guys dont' get it do you? My male friends whom i spoke to about the matter were all like..."has Halle looked into the mirror?" why in the world wouldn't Eric want to have her over and over again?...duh!
No woman wants to feel like all she is good for is sex. i'm sure Halle tried to let Eric know times without number that she just wanted to be held from time to time...we are not rabbits for crying out loud! No matter how gorgeous a woman is she will definately want to feel like other parts of her were of interest to you..like her brain.A woman does have a brain you know...or maybe you don't..
so if you have a girl you absolutely adore and you want to keep her for a long time to come, bear this in mind...don't treat her like she is nothing more than a body!!
Men! you guys dont' get it do you? My male friends whom i spoke to about the matter were all like..."has Halle looked into the mirror?" why in the world wouldn't Eric want to have her over and over again?...duh!
No woman wants to feel like all she is good for is sex. i'm sure Halle tried to let Eric know times without number that she just wanted to be held from time to time...we are not rabbits for crying out loud! No matter how gorgeous a woman is she will definately want to feel like other parts of her were of interest to you..like her brain.A woman does have a brain you know...or maybe you don't..
so if you have a girl you absolutely adore and you want to keep her for a long time to come, bear this in mind...don't treat her like she is nothing more than a body!!
Venus Vs Mars
Its not uncommon to find men nearly srangling themselves with their ties in a fit of fustration simply becuse they cannot understand their women.We are kind of hard to get aren't we?But then,why wouldn't we be? If i remember the story of creation correctly, Adam was camatose when the good Lord was putting Eve together.In other words, he didn't get to see Eve in progress or else he would have known exactly how to handle her.
we however, know all about you guys.We know what buttons to push to get you all hot and bothered and we know the ones to push to have you dead by the time youre forty, i mean, we were created from your ribs for heaven's sake!
The answer to the old age question 'what do women want' has not been discovered yet .Sure, we have a variety of answers thought up by several men who feel that their cassonova moves has shed enough light on the desires of a woamn...but even they are stumped when they meet that one woman that has them scratching their heads in bewilderment..
To be bluntly honest, i'm fed up with men not getting me and i'm sure many women out there feel the same way.The Mars versus Venus theory isn't far from the truth but that doesn't mean that the thread 0f understanding has to be so thin!
Its time women stopped wrapping that cloak of mystery about themselves and spill the beans...and its not just about us spilling our guts, it's about you guys listening as though your lives depend on it...cause it does!
So, fellas...what do you all want to know? It has dawned on me that there are questions that your'e burning to ask about women but are feeling to macho to.
this is your opportunity to figure us out.Take it! Stick with me and find out how we are wired....
we however, know all about you guys.We know what buttons to push to get you all hot and bothered and we know the ones to push to have you dead by the time youre forty, i mean, we were created from your ribs for heaven's sake!
The answer to the old age question 'what do women want' has not been discovered yet .Sure, we have a variety of answers thought up by several men who feel that their cassonova moves has shed enough light on the desires of a woamn...but even they are stumped when they meet that one woman that has them scratching their heads in bewilderment..
To be bluntly honest, i'm fed up with men not getting me and i'm sure many women out there feel the same way.The Mars versus Venus theory isn't far from the truth but that doesn't mean that the thread 0f understanding has to be so thin!
Its time women stopped wrapping that cloak of mystery about themselves and spill the beans...and its not just about us spilling our guts, it's about you guys listening as though your lives depend on it...cause it does!
So, fellas...what do you all want to know? It has dawned on me that there are questions that your'e burning to ask about women but are feeling to macho to.
this is your opportunity to figure us out.Take it! Stick with me and find out how we are wired....
